Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
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Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
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Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
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If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
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The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
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What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.