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Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.

12/18/2024 · The Pun Gents

Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.

Tagged: bible, puns about puns

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NED: Hear about the Greek mafia? ED: Yeah – they always threaten to put a kappa in my ass! NED: Didn’t they murder a bunch of Newfoundlanders? ED: No – that was the psychotic Greek fraternity, Kappa Nu Phi. NED: What about that strange fraternity located along the Nile river, it was called Chi Rho Delta, that now wants to open a bake shop. ED: You mean Nu Pi Delta. Once I Eta Pithere – it was too expensive and now I Omega. But it was a big dessert. I Eta Omega Pi! NED: Well I’m getting a little tired of Nu Pi Delta, as is their sister sorority. ED: Xi Xi Xi? NED: That’s right. And what about the fraternity for Esperanto lovers – Nu Alpha Beta. ED: Or that sorority for fashionable fat ladies: Nu Mu Mu. My poodle got eaten there! NED: I thought that was Eta Phi-Phi. ED: And to get revenge on those ladies I borrowed a semiautomatic weapon. But I lost it and now it has to be replaced. NED: Iota Nu Xi can help you with that. ED: What about penis enlargement? NED: Try Psi Xi Omega. ED: Did you know dragon boat lovers are meeting at Rho Rho Rho? NED: That’s nothing. The pranksters at Tau Rho Mu stack cows one atop the other! ED: Funny, I had a beef patty the other day. NED: At Eta Mu Pi? ED: Yes. Say – did you hear about that kinky lesbian sorority. Legend has it Michael Douglas’ wife and Delta Burke had a fling there. NED: You mean Delta Eta Zeta? ED: Yes.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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