The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
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accidents
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If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
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I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
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Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
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You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
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The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
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Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
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Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind