If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
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accidents
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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
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I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
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I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
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When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.