How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
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accidents
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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
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I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
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If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.