The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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accidents
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
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Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
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When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
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Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.
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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.