Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
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accidents
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After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
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Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
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The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
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We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
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I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
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When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
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A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.