When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
Pun of the Day
accidents
Pun of the Day
The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
Pun of the Day
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
Pun of the Day
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
Pun of the Day
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
Pun of the Day
Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
Pun of the Day
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
Pun of the Day
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
Pun of the Day
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Pun of the Day
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a