I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
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accidents
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Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
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The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
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Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
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People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
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A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
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The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.