Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
Pun of the Day
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Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
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I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
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I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.
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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
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What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
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When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
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I’m afraid of pie charts. I haveĀ agraphobia.
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Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.