Pun of the Day If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? 02/26/2025 · The Pun Gents If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? Tagged: agriculture, apples, fear, food and drink, fruit, pears HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)