When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
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terrorism
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After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
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People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
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When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
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A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
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I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
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My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
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The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
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Does the terrorist business model involve vertical interrogation and just-in-timer delivery?