My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
Pun of the Day
cutlery
Pun of the Day
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
Pun of the Day
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Pun of the Day
The story of how I discovered cutlery is completely metaforkal.