Pun of the Day I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back. 10/13/2026 · The Pun Gents I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back. Tagged: construction, roads, theft HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)