People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
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theft
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I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
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I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
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Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
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Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
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I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
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Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.