Some noises just happen onomatically.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Some noises just happen onomatically.
Pun of the Day
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
Pun of the Day
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Pun of the Day
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
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Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
Pun of the Day
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
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If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
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I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
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For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
Pun of the Day
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.