If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
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A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
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Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
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Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
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What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
Pun of the Day
People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.