The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
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The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
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What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
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Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
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Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
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I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
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Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
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In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
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How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
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At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.