By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
Pun of the Day
I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
Pun of the Day
What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
Pun of the Day
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
Pun of the Day
My visits tend to be brief. I know, it’s a short coming.
Pun of the Day
I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
Pun of the Day
A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
Pun of the Day
All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
Pun of the Day
Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.