It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
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animals
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Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
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NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
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If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
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Wherewolves are endangered.
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Frightened bovines act cow herdly.