How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
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animals
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A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
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I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
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What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.