NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
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Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
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Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
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A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
Pun of the Day
Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
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Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
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They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
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Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
Pun of the Day
Any species extinction is a genuscide.