I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
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animals
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Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
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Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.
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Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
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Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
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I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.