The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
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When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
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Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
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Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
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What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.