My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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animals
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Do manatees tempt sailors?
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Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.
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Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
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I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
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NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
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During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
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Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.