Pun of the Day Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr. 12/11/2025 · The Pun Gents Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr. Tagged: black friday, death, shopping, walmart HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)