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Pun of the Day

07/08/2024 · No comments

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/08/2024 · No comments

I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/17/2024 · No comments

When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.

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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/09/2024

Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.

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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/25/2024 · No comments

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/18/2023 · No comments

If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.

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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/28/2023 · No comments

Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/09/2023 · No comments

Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.

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(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/27/2022 · No comments

Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2022 · No comments

Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.

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