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Pun of the Day

10/26/2026 · No comments

Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/09/2025 · No comments

Urban accommodation tends to be the most inn city ous.

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/10/2025 · No comments

Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.

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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/30/2024 · No comments

If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/22/2024 · No comments

Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.

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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/18/2023 · No comments

I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/27/2022 · No comments

Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/15/2022 · No comments

Want high-class accommodation? Stay in a hautel.

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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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