tennis

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LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS

11/21/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Alamommas
  2. The Antonio Bandieras
  3. It Tex Two
  4. Gringers
  5. Some Like it Swat
  6. Forehandplay
  7. Quality Service
  8. Unforced Arias
  9. Looks are Deuceiving
  10. Straight Ace
  11. Tough Love
  12. Ten-is Pretty Cold
  13. The Baseline Temperatures
  14. We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
  15. The Racquettes
  16. Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
  17. No Sets on the Beach
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

02/18/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
  2. Unforced Heiress
  3. Top Seed Turvy
  4. Line Judge Judies
  5. Shore Things
  6. Groundmothers
  7. Gram Slams
  8. Baby Got Backswing
  9. Serve me a Double
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU

02/09/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. 🙂 ~Misty, Keller, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Teamsters Racquet
  2. Martini Dringis
  3. No Speakah de Hingis
  4. Night Capriatis
  5. Dimentieval on Your Ass
  6. The Serenavenusians
  7. Lobby Williams
  8. We Drop Shots
  9. Full Service
  10. The Backhanded Complements
  11. Glam Slams
  12. Womenbledon
  13. Lobstoppers
  14. Aceholes
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)

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THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK

02/18/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Go to Hull
  2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
  3. Many more tennis pun requests here.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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40 LOVE-MADS

01/27/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)