I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished
Pun of the Day
fruit
Pun of the Day
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Pun of the Day
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Pun of the Day
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Pun of the Day
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
Pun of the Day
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
- There a Pears to be a Connection…
- Appled Science
- Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
- Peach de Resistance
- A Theory with many Applecations
- A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit