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Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
2. There a Pears to be a Connection…
3. Appled Science
4. Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
5. Peach de Resistance
6. A Theory with many Applecations
7. A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit