Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
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The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
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Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
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Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
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If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
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Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
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The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.