Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
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under the sea
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When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
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NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
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If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
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You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
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McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.