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Pun of the Day

06/13/2026 · 1 comment

Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, greeting cards, hallmark, poo jokes 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/20/2026 · No comments

How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?

Fecalculators.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/18/2026 · No comments

Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2026 · No comments

Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/01/2026 · No comments

When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/26/2026 · 1 comment

They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, bodily functions, geography, poo jokes 1 Comment
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/21/2026 · No comments

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/01/2026 · No comments

Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags animals, celebrities, comedy, donkeys, mike myers, movies, poo jokes, so I married an axe murderer Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2026 · No comments

The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.

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(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/23/2025 · No comments

The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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