NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
Pun of the Day
poo jokes
Pun of the Day
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
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Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
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Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
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Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Pun of the Day
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.