Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
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The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
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Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
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My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
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Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
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The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.