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Pun of the Day

06/28/2025 · No comments

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/26/2024 · No comments

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/25/2023 · 1 comment

The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bathrooms, bodily functions, john locke, philosophy 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/25/2022

The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bathrooms, board of directos, business, companies, toilets
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/07/2020 · No comments

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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