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09/13/2023 · No comments

We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.

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08/05/2023 · No comments

Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”

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(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

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07/08/2023 · No comments

Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.

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07/16/2022 · No comments

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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Pun of the Day

06/15/2022 · 1 comment

When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.

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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/24/2022 · No comments

Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.

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04/29/2022 · No comments

When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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01/01/2022 · No comments

When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.

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Pun of the Day

11/07/2021 · No comments

Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2021 · No comments

Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?

Schopenhauer.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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