We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
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We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
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Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
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When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
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When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
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Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?