My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
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literature
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Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
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There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.
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AUTHOR D’OEUVRES
Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rowling Stomachs
- The Shaw Mens
- ReJoycers
- The Toyl Stoydiers
- Woolf Men
- Apostles of Christie
- The RacKoontz
- Fine Yong Cannibals
- Scarry Faces
- Barbie Dahls
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Thoreau bred horses.
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NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.
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When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”