Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
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Prison novels have their prose and cons.
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Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
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I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
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In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
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How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
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The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
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George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
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Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.