When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
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When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
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Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
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If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
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If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
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Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
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Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
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The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
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Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
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Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.