50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
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50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
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When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.
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After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
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Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
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Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.