Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
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literature
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A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
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Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
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If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
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The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
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Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
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Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.