What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
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How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
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When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
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Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
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Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
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Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
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If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
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Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.