I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
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relationships
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Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
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Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
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The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
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Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
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When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
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Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
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When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?