Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
Pun of the Day
furniture and appliances
Pun of the Day
Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.
Pun of the Day
Which cooking invention makes you cooler?
Stay in less steel.
Pun of the Day
Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
Pun of the Day
I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.
Pun of the Day
The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
Pun of the Day
Which appliances attract graffiti?
Maytag.
Pun of the Day
I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise.