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UNDERSTAND YOUR FAN

03/11/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a title for a weekly column which would be like a ‘sports cheat sheet’ feature for female readers who have husbands, boyfriends and significant others who are sports fanatics–all with the aim to help women join in the conversation in a fun, quirky way. It would be written from an entertainment/gossip angle so that it appeals to women. It would also help explain sports terms in funny, clever ways. Can you please help? Thank you! ~Kelli, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Fandominatrix
  2. Girls With Balls
  3. S&M: Sports and Men
  4. MSM: Men, Sports, Meaning
  5. The MenZone
  6. The Jersey Girl [ ie sports jerseys]
  7. Understand Your Fan
  8. [PS – thanks for the donation!]
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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BOWL OUT THE CANDLES

11/17/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a bowling team name for a party where my girlfriend is turning 50. ~Mel, Del Rio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We’re Never Splitting
  2. No Spare Tires
  3. Lane With You
  4. 10 Pins, 50 Candles
  5. Strike ManDate
  6. The Pinishers
  7. Pin it to Win it
  8. Thanks for your donation, Mel!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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RECEIVING LINES

02/14/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
  2. I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
  3. You really vowed the crowd.
  4. Set the lovin to high.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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MATCHISMO

09/25/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
  2. Looking to get lady?
  3. You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
  4. Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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THIS JUST IN…

02/11/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a blog about the crazy things my husband Justin says and does and I am looking for a punny title.  Any ideas? ~Tobie, Winnipeg, MB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This Just In…
  2. Un Just Pun-ishment
  3. The Status Quote
  4. Hear Say
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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YOU + ME = VD

02/09/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It was two heart to get you a present.
  2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
  3. And you thought I never card about you.
  4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
  5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
  6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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MY MOTHER AND FEATHER

01/21/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She wattles when she walks.
  2. She’s got the right stuffing!
  3. She always listened to Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker
  4. She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)