I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
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relationships
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You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
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Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
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I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
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My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
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The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
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It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.
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My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.