The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
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relationships
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I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
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Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
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Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
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My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
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My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
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All married men have been sentenced to wife.
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Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!