How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
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relationships
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My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
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Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
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What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
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My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
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Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
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Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
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Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
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I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.